What does Roast My Website actually do?

It takes a full-page screenshot of your URL, passes it to a vision-capable LLM with a structured audit prompt, and returns grounded callouts for Design, UX, and CRO — each referencing something actually visible on the page.

How are the scores calculated?

The LLM grades each pillar (Design, UX, CRO) on a 0–100 scale against a rubric baked into the system prompt. The Overall score is a weighted average. Scores follow real UX/CRO principles — they are not vibes.

What is the free roast?

Sign up and your first roast is free — new accounts get 1 free credit. Enter a URL before you sign in and it runs automatically the moment your account is ready. After that, credits are required. 1 credit = 1 roast = $1.50.

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Q: Will anyone else see my roast?

No. Roasts are private by default — only the person who ran the roast can view it. There is no public gallery or shared URL. You can share a downloaded card image if you want.

Q: How long does a roast take?

Usually 30–90 seconds. The bulk of the time is taking full-page desktop and mobile screenshots. The AI analysis runs in parallel.

Drop a URL. We screenshot, dissect, deliver the review your team lead wouldn't.

This is what comes back

01 / 04

Sample mid.co.uk

Receipts, not vibes.

Grounded

Every roast cites a real element on the page. No generic “clean the layout”.

Principled

Every callout names the UX/CRO principle being violated. You'll learn things.

Quotable

One final blow per roast. Built to download and share.

How it works.

Step 01

Screenshot

We take full-page screenshots at desktop (1440px) and mobile (390px) — including content below the fold that most auditors never look at.

Step 02

Analyze

A vision-capable model grades Design, UX, and CRO against a rubric built from first principles — not generic SaaS critique templates.

Step 03

Roast

Each callout names the exact element, the principle it violates, and the one change that would 10× that pillar. Plus one quotable kill shot.

No one is safe.

Not even us.

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Yes, we roast ourselves too

Jun 27, 2026: 56→Sep 9, 2026: 72

5 roasts in and climbing.

Senpaias of Jun 27, 2026

Pricing

Credit

$1.50

$1.50 / roast

Credits

5 + 1 bonus

$7.50

$1.25 / roast

Credits

10 + 3 bonus

$15.00

$1.15 / roast

Credits purchased securely via devsforfun ID · 1 credit = 1 roast

FAQ

What does it actually audit?

Design (visual hierarchy, typography, contrast, spacing), UX (navigation, forms, cognitive load, mobile usability), and CRO (headline clarity, CTA placement, trust signals, funnel friction). Each category is scored 0–100 and graded like a report card.

Is the roast grounded in what's on the page?

Yes — that's the whole point. Every callout must reference something actually visible in the screenshot. No generic 'improve your typography' advice.

Will anyone else see my roast?

No. Roasts are private by default. Only you can access your result. There's no public slug or shareable URL — you share by downloading the result card.

How long does a roast take?

Usually 30–90 seconds. Screenshots take the longest. AI analysis runs in parallel. Free roasts run synchronously; authenticated roasts queue in the background.

What if my roast fails to generate?

If your roast fails due to a technical issue — bot-blocked site, blank screenshot, or a pipeline error — your credit is automatically returned. No request needed. If the roast generated but you disagree with the analysis, credits are not refunded: the AI reflects what was on the page at screenshot time.